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teacher
A school teacher was having a problem with constapation,
but she told her class not to worry she would work it out with
a ... |
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1.14 |
9/14/2009 9:23 pm |
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Stuttering
A teacher is explaining biogy to her 1st grade studets.
"Human beings are the only animalsthat stutter"
She says.
A little girl raises her hand.
" I had a kitty-cat who ... |
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7/27/2009 3:19 pm |
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If they can make you laugh.....
Of all the traits people list as necessary for their eventual mate... humor is always near
the top of the list. You have kindness, honesty and usually within the top ... |
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12/19/2008 4:27 am |
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Make her laugh - success is almost guaranteed
In a recent poll, women listed "a great sense of humor" very high on the list of attractive qualities in men. In fact they had it listed higher than looks. But this is very understandable in one ... |
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11/20/2008 4:04 am |
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gringas
There was a bus load of women two decks high going for a field
trip. The top side had the gringas and the bottom side had
the latinas. The latinas were haveing a great time down
the road laughing ... |
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10/22/2008 5:54 pm |
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dime
A mexican put 50cents in the coke machine and they were selling
for 60 cents. The machine told him "dime" please
and the mexican whispered to the machine una ... |
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10/18/2008 5:13 pm |
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FELICIDAD
FELICIDAD Para ser feliz con un hombre, tienes que entenderlo mucho
y quererlo un poquito. Para ser feliz con una mujer, tienes que quererla un montón
y no intentar entenderla. ... |
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4/25/2008 6:10 pm |
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MATEMATICA DEL ROMANCE
MATEMATICA DEL ROMANCE
Hombre inteligente + mujer inteligente = Romance Hombre inteligente + mujer tonta = Aventura Hombre tonto + mujer inteligente = Matrimonio Hombre tonto + mujer ... |
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4/25/2008 6:08 pm |
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Mexico viva la revolucion
They found a cure for VD in Mexico, It is called no palito,
You can find this cacti in the deserts of sonora. Tasts real
good with scrabled eggs and red ... |
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4/3/2008 7:57 pm |
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yankees
Yankees developed a generic form of viagra. Don't
try this at home unless supervised by a ethno pharmacists.
One part asprin and two parts miracle ... |
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3/28/2008 9:01 pm |
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Gulf
When I go golfing I always bring 2 pairs of pants in case I
put a hole in ... |
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3/1/2008 7:54 pm |
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cheeze
Swiss like swiss cheese, Americans like american cheese,
Mexicans like che ... |
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3.81 |
9/3/2007 9:28 pm |
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stinker
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
Something in the middle ... |
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7/3/2007 6:43 pm |
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Got Gas
Why is it everyone makes fun of a big bowl of refried beans,
and nobody says nothing about white ... |
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3.25 |
6/8/2007 6:15 pm |
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little mouse
This young black kid was sitting by the road playing with
a mouse and he was telling the mouse that this was not his
lucky day because he was going to cut his tail off.
A police officer saw the ... |
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5 |
1.84 |
4/4/2007 9:28 pm |
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esquela
Their were some 5th graders being asked by their teacher
to use the word FASCINATE in a sentence. She asked a little blonde girl so She said, "We went
to disney land and I was so fascinated with ... |
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3/12/2007 8:07 pm |
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quo-vo
who said mexicans are simple?
This old man from Texas wanted to make a garden in his back
yard, but he was getting to old for the task/.
He remembered His nefiew Vetho from the ... |
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0.53 |
1/22/2007 7:50 pm |
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liver
The teacher asked the class to make a sentence using LIVER
and CHEESE
The little white girl said I made a sandwich with liver and
cheese and it was delicious."
The little ... |
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1.39 |
12/2/2006 7:04 pm |
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nuns
These two nuns were walking to the convent when they noticed
a man following them, Sister logic said let us run fast so
He can't catch us. But it ended up that the man was still
ganing on them. ... |
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10/6/2006 6:12 pm |
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don't like
A man was walking along this steep cliff, when he slipped
and started falling down the hill. He yelled oh God oh God.
And suddenly this little bush caught his fall, but then
the bush started ... |
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10/6/2006 6:05 pm |
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Doctor's orders
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his check-up, the doctor called the wife into his
office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering
from a very severe disease, ... |
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8/28/2006 8:38 pm |
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Be careful what you wish for..
One day three guys were out walking, and they found a lamp.
So, they rubbed the lamp and a genie popped out. He says "I'll
grant you each one wish." These guys weren't
so bright, so they all ... |
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8/28/2006 8:36 pm |
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The stud and the princess
There was a stud that had made love to all the young ladies
in the kingdom, except for the princess, a gorgeous brunette.
He decided that he just had to have her, so he made a plan and
went to the ... |
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8/17/2006 6:13 pm |
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studerer
This professor was talking to his students and told them
that man is the only animal that studers their is none other.
A 7 year old girl told him she saw this cat studer one time.
She saw this ... |
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8/16/2006 8:29 pm |
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Adios Wife!
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes,
crates and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her
things.
On the third day, she sat ... |
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5.39 |
5/28/2006 11:16 pm |
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Calling for help
Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for
you.
If ... |
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3.63 |
5/12/2006 11:29 pm |
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A JOKE A DAY WILL KEEP YOU HAPPY & GAY!
Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for
you.
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5/7/2006 9:13 am |
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Watch Out if You Go Camping
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were in the desert. After they
got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
"Kemo Sabe, look ... |
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4/11/2006 2:42 am |
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Who is the Man In the Photograph?
After a long night of making love the
young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed
a framed picture of a good looking man.
The guy began to worry and asked, "Is this your ... |
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260 |
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4.02 |
4/6/2006 2:16 am |
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Mom... Which One Will I Marry ?
A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
in love and is going to get married.
He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring
over three women and you try and guess which one I'm ...
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3/29/2006 11:33 pm |
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Old Lady Loves Oranges
Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid and took all
the prostitutes to the police station. They were lined
up outside the station and took them in one by one.
As Lulu stood in ... |
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3/27/2006 12:54 am |
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You Just Might Get What You Wish For
by
Denverhigh
A man walks into a bowling center with a full-grown ostrich
behind him, and says to the deskman, “I’ll have a pair of
lanes, three games for me and size ten ... |
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3/24/2006 10:03 pm |
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Yes, Doctor. I Know what you're Doing.
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist.
The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism
goes out the window. He immediately tells her to undress.
After she has ... |
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3/21/2006 1:17 pm |
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Life Cycle is backwards!
I think the life cycle is all backwards . . . You should die
first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.
You get ... |
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3/19/2006 10:58 pm |
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Papa and Denver Shoot Moose!
Papa_Chubby and Denver High went on a shooting trip. Both
being very competitive they were determine to outperform
the other by shooting a larger moose. After shooting many
moose each, it was ... |
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3/14/2006 10:00 pm |
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The Perfect Couple!
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After
a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their
life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas ... |
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3/13/2006 11:54 pm |
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A blonde going slow
A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver
in it.
"Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so
slowly?"
"Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 40, not ... |
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3/13/2006 11:43 pm |
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Are the lights on? Blondie?
A brunette is driving down the highway in a convertible
with a blonde passenger. The brunette knows that she's
speeding so she says to the blonde, "Look behind and
see if that's a cop car behind ... |
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3/13/2006 11:33 pm |
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New Rule to get Into Heaven
New Law to Enter Heaven:
It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided
to change the admittance policy.
The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had
to ... |
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3/12/2006 9:30 pm |
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Sex or Golf?
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One
day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted,
they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly ... |
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4.66 |
3/11/2006 2:29 am |
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Cinco centavos for a Steak?
A man walked into a restaurant, went to the bar and ordered
a beer.
"Here you are, Senor. That'll be one cent."
"One Cent?" the man exclaimed. He glanced at
the menu and asked, ... |
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1.96 |
3/11/2006 2:21 am |
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Wife cooks Huevos Rancheros
A wife was making a breakfast of Huevos Ranchero for her
husband.
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Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
<br>
"Careful Querida, " he said, "Careful
put in some ... |
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3.93 |
2/23/2006 12:01 am |
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Latino Cookies.
Latino Cookies.
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251 Words
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For all the Latinos out there or those who are lucky enough
to be married to a Latino, or even to be friends of Latinos.
This is for you, ... |
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2/21/2006 10:20 pm |
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Is Your Head Empty? 85 Words
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
Trying to make the matter clear to the little students she
said,
<br>
"Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as ... |
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4.41 |
2/12/2006 12:08 am |
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Why Does Your Hair Turn White.... 87 Words
Posted by
2/9/06
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DenverColorado
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Un dia una muchachita was sitting, watching her mama do
the dishes at the kitchen sink.
<br>
She noticed that her mama had ... |
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3.81 |
2/9/2006 2:03 am |
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What Does God Look Like?. . . . . . . 78 Words
78 Words
posted by
DenverColorado
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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of
children. They were drawing and she would occasionally
walk around to see each child's ... |
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277 |
20 |
2.61 |
2/7/2006 9:55 pm |
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Was Jonah swallowed by a whale.... 109 Words
by
Denverhigh
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A little girl said, "Yes, Senora Molina, Jonah was
swlloed by a whale and later he got out.
<br>
The teacher said, “It is physically impossible for a ... |
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185 |
4 |
2.86 |
2/7/2006 12:19 am |
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Cop Writes a Ticket.... 207 Words
Cop Writes a Ticket
by
Denverhigh 207 Words
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I went to La Bufa, my favorite Mexican restaurant in Santa
Rosa, on fourth street for lunch the other day. I was only
in there ... |
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0.92 |
2/6/2006 11:38 pm |
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liver and cheese
School teacher asked the class if any one could make a sentence
with liver and cheese.
They asked Brenda, so she said, "My mother made some
sandwiches with liver and cheese."
Then they ... |
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413 |
8 |
0.23 |
1/11/2006 6:22 pm |
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smoking
Does smoking cause cancer or it is a dillusion of grandeur.
Most habitual smokers agree you will live up to 90 years
of age like their ... |
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202 |
3 |
0.49 |
1/2/2006 6:22 pm |
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Old man
This old man from Florida was having intimate problems
with his wife. He went to the doctor and bought some viagra.
He went home to see his wife and took his pills, but they got
stuck in his ... |
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163 |
13 |
1.47 |
12/11/2005 7:06 pm |
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blondy
Why do blondes like BMW cars? Because it is the easiest one
to ... |
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283 |
11 |
1.48 |
12/4/2005 2:49 pm |
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loan
If you loan a friend $10 and you never see him again. It was
well worth ... |
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389 |
19 |
0.09 |
11/25/2005 8:50 pm |
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Old hillbilly
A old Kentucky hillbilly once said, "Water is always
deeper where it ... |
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666 |
14 |
0.00 |
10/13/2005 7:55 pm |
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Irish lepercon
A lepercon once said, "You get freckles when you lie
alot, and get scars when you lie to your ... |
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241 |
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0.75 |
10/9/2005 8:36 pm |
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gentlemen and shivilry
This young man was rolling down the highway, when he saw
a young damzel in distress.She was parked on the shoulder
waiting for help.
The young man pulled over and saw that she needed her tire ... |
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401 |
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1.04 |
9/25/2005 7:53 pm |
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mushroom
School teacher in the 6th grade asked her students to make
a sentence using the word mushroom
The littlea blonde girl said I can do it. Then she said, We
put mushroom in our salad for lunch.
... |
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278 |
11 |
0.18 |
8/14/2005 7:06 pm |
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golf
A lady and her caddy were playing golf.
The lady made a comment that she got bit by a bee.
The caddy replied, where did you get bit.
The lady responded that somewhere between the first ... |
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7/10/2005 4:53 pm |
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5/17/2004 12:00 am
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A lawyer married a woman....
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
"Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. ... |
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302 |
7.13 |
5/17/2004 12:00 am |
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es sobre elcuento mas especial...
habia una vez que una
aparecieron 2 perros tan bravos, bravos
que se pelearon y eran tan bravos
que se tragaron uno al otro y que casualidad,
solo quedaron las dos colitas volando...
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0.49 |
10/30/2000 12:00 am |
