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Blonde Jokes 2/22/2006
Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
1 Comments, 2025 Views,
15 Votes
,1.14 Score
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smoking 2/22/2006
Does smoking cause cancer or it is a dillusion of grandeur.
Most habitual smokers agree you will live up to 90 years
of age like their grandparents
1 Comments, 202 Views,
2 Votes
,1.04 Score
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liver and cheese 2/22/2006
School teacher asked the class if any one could make a sentence
with liver and cheese.
They asked Brenda, so she said, "My mother made some
sandwiches with liver and cheese."
Then they ask Marcos and he said he give it a try. He said, "Liver
alone cheese mine.
1 Comments, 413 Views,
6 Votes
,0.80 Score
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Who wants a raise? 12/2/2005
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:
1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to ...
1 Comments, 321 Views,
23 Votes
,5.70 Score
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mushroom 9/7/2005
School teacher in the 6th grade asked her students to make
a sentence using the word mushroom
The littlea blonde girl said I can do it. Then she said, We
put mushroom in our salad for lunch.
The teacher asked the little mexican boy and he said he would
give it a try.
My dad said we could not have anyone sleeping over because
we do not have mushroom.
0 Comments, 278 Views,
11 Votes
,0.18 Score
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IMMIGRATION 9/7/2005
Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration.
The
>Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all
the tests, except there is one
>more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the United
States of
>America.
>
>Mujibar said, "I am ready."
>
>The officer said, "Make a sentence using the
words Green, Pink and Yellow."
>
>Mujibar ...
0 Comments, 384 Views,
12 Votes
,4.74 Score
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Marketing and relationships 6/4/2005
The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING.
However,
people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing."
<br>
Well, here it is:
You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party.
You go
up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct
Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a ...
0 Comments, 397 Views,
105 Votes
,7.37 Score
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couple 1/21/2005
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders
why.
1 Comments, 124 Views,
3 Votes
,3.43 Score
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Only You! 1/21/2005
You turn me on, you handsome hunk
With your sunken, hairless chest
In your skinny white arms
I feel safe from all harm
Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
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Your beard is long and full of crumbs
From all the fast food there you've dropped
And with your big sloppy kiss,
I know the meaning of bliss
Oh stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
1 Comments, 136 Views,
8 Votes
,1.62 Score
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