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Got Gas
Why is it everyone makes fun of a big bowl of refried beans,
and nobody says nothing about white ... |
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3.25 |
3/27/2013 1:59 pm |
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If they can make you laugh.....
Of all the traits people list as necessary for their eventual mate... humor is always near
the top of the list. You have kindness, honesty and usually within the top ... |
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16 |
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4.02 |
1/27/2011 11:59 pm |
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teacher
A school teacher was having a problem with constapation,
but she told her class not to worry she would work it out with
a ... |
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46 |
15 |
1.14 |
11/6/2010 2:15 am |
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Stuttering
A teacher is explaining biogy to her 1st grade studets.
"Human beings are the only animalsthat stutter"
She says.
A little girl raises her hand.
" I had a kitty-cat who ... |
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6 |
2.80 |
9/4/2009 6:34 pm |
majid, 40 M
6/23/2007 11:27 pm
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A lawyer married a woman....
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
"Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. ... |
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302 |
7.13 |
6/23/2007 11:27 pm |
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esquela
Their were some 5th graders being asked by their teacher
to use the word FASCINATE in a sentence. She asked a little blonde girl so She said, "We went
to disney land and I was so fascinated with ... |
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189 |
33 |
0.00 |
6/13/2007 12:57 pm |
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quo-vo
who said mexicans are simple?
This old man from Texas wanted to make a garden in his back
yard, but he was getting to old for the task/.
He remembered His nefiew Vetho from the ... |
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182 |
21 |
0.53 |
6/11/2007 7:11 pm |
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Yes, Doctor. I Know what you're Doing.
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist.
The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism
goes out the window. He immediately tells her to undress.
After she has ... |
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1250 |
180 |
4.21 |
4/24/2007 9:12 am |
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don't like
A man was walking along this steep cliff, when he slipped
and started falling down the hill. He yelled oh God oh God.
And suddenly this little bush caught his fall, but then
the bush started ... |
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23 |
2 |
1.73 |
3/6/2007 8:44 am |
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nuns
These two nuns were walking to the convent when they noticed
a man following them, Sister logic said let us run fast so
He can't catch us. But it ended up that the man was still
ganing on them. ... |
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91 |
13 |
2.64 |
3/6/2007 8:44 am |
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liver
The teacher asked the class to make a sentence using LIVER
and CHEESE
The little white girl said I made a sandwich with liver and
cheese and it was delicious."
The little ... |
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41 |
8 |
1.39 |
3/6/2007 8:41 am |
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blondy
Why do blondes like BMW cars? Because it is the easiest one
to ... |
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283 |
11 |
1.48 |
1/18/2007 2:45 pm |
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Doctor's orders
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his check-up, the doctor called the wife into his
office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering
from a very severe disease, ... |
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96 |
14 |
4.26 |
9/3/2006 5:24 pm |
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studerer
This professor was talking to his students and told them
that man is the only animal that studers their is none other.
A 7 year old girl told him she saw this cat studer one time.
She saw this ... |
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49 |
6 |
3.65 |
8/17/2006 8:25 pm |
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loan
If you loan a friend $10 and you never see him again. It was
well worth ... |
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389 |
19 |
0.09 |
6/4/2006 11:10 am |
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smoking
Does smoking cause cancer or it is a dillusion of grandeur.
Most habitual smokers agree you will live up to 90 years
of age like their ... |
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202 |
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0.49 |
2/22/2006 9:49 pm |
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liver and cheese
School teacher asked the class if any one could make a sentence
with liver and cheese.
They asked Brenda, so she said, "My mother made some
sandwiches with liver and cheese."
Then they ... |
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413 |
8 |
0.23 |
2/22/2006 9:42 pm |
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mushroom
School teacher in the 6th grade asked her students to make
a sentence using the word mushroom
The littlea blonde girl said I can do it. Then she said, We
put mushroom in our salad for lunch.
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11 |
0.18 |
9/7/2005 7:47 am |
