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Articles by Mypurrogative

Mypurrogative 71 F
3  Articles
Who wants a raise?   11/16/2005

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do no


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Mypurrogative 71 F
3  Articles
IMMIGRATION   8/9/2005

Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration. The >Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one >more test. Unless you pass it you can


4 Comments, 384 Views, 0 Votes
Mypurrogative 71 F
3  Articles
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:   8/9/2005

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: " Two Prostitutes -- $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have


4 Comments, 335 Views, 0 Votes