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Remember Your First Time? This is my first time. 7/11/2006 My First Time! It was my first time ever I had seen it done before. And I'll never forget It looked easy. I will do it again Without a single r 0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Adios Wife! 5/28/2006 She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat do 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Calling for help 5/12/2006 Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If yo 0 Comments, 76 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A JOKE A DAY WILL KEEP YOU HAPPY & GAY! 5/7/2006 Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If 0 Comments, 90 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Cinco De Mayo? . . . . or Cuatro de Mayo ? 5/6/2006 Yesterday was Cinco de Mayo. Happy belated day. We had a Cuatro De Mayo Celebration at one local Elementary school, the day before. (Thursday) We didn't want to have trouble with st 0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes | |
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When You Are Old and Frail, Then What ? 4/22/2006 *The Wooden Bowl** A frail old man went to live with his , -in-law, and four-year old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family at 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Watch Out if You Go Camping 4/11/2006 The Lone Ranger and Tonto were in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towa 0 Comments, 241 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Who is the Man In the Photograph? 4/6/2006 After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of a good looking man. The guy began to worry and asked, "Is this your 0 Comments, 260 Views, 0 Votes | |
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God Finished Making Adam and Eve 3/30/2006 Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had several things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. “I have two things yet 0 Comments, 59 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Mom... Which One Will I Marry ? 3/29/2006 A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm 0 Comments, 252 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Old Lady Loves Oranges 3/27/2006 Lulu was a . One day there was a raid and took all the prostitutes to the police station. They were lined up outside the station and took them in one by one. As Lulu stood in line, she s 0 Comments, 393 Views, 0 Votes | |
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You Just Might Get What You Wish For 3/24/2006 by Denverhigh A man walks into a bowling center with a full-grown ostrich behind him, and says to the deskman, “I’ll have a pair of lanes, three games for me and size ten sh 0 Comments, 150 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Yes, Doctor. I Know what you're Doing. 3/21/2006 A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately tells her to undress. After she has di 0 Comments, 1250 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Life Cycle is backwards! 3/19/2006 I think the life cycle is all backwards . . . You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way. You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day. You get kick 0 Comments, 88 Views, 0 Votes | |
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No Thanks, Papa Chubby! 3/15/2006 I am saying No Thanks to this race. I bow to you. I have too much college homework that I have to turn in by Friday. Denverhigh 0 Comments, 30 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Papa and Denver Shoot Moose! 3/14/2006 Papa_Chubby and Denver High went on a shooting trip. Both being very competitive they were determine to outperform the other by shooting a larger moose. After shooting many moose each, it was impos 0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes | |
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"Do you have any regrets?" 3/14/2006 My Regrets? January 25, 2006 By Denverhigh 279 Words. I’m sometimes asked, "Do you have any regrets?" My answer is always, "No." But I do. I never tell anyone my regr 0 Comments, 31 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How do you end the relationship? 3/14/2006 When I go meet a woman for the first time on a dating site, we meet in a restaurant. They drive, I drive and we can go on our way it we choose to. Then we might decide to go out on a real d 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How do you choose who to date? 3/14/2006 Funny about dating. I never gave it a thought about whom I was dating, until Papa brought up inter-racial dating. I always went out with girls, women or ladies that I thought I like or woul 0 Comments, 55 Views, 0 Votes | |
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First Date Advice 3/14/2006 One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the water cooler at the office. "Veronica, I just don't know what to do, " Gloria said to her friend at work. "That good- 0 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Perfect Couple! 3/13/2006 Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, 0 Comments, 48 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A blonde going slow 3/13/2006 A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it. "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?" "Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 40, not 65. 0 Comments, 50 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Are the lights on? Blondie? 3/13/2006 A brunette is driving down the highway in a convertible with a blonde passenger. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she says to the blonde, "Look behind and see if that's a cop car behind us 0 Comments, 61 Views, 0 Votes | |
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New Rule to get Into Heaven 3/12/2006 New Law to Enter Heaven: It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to 0 Comments, 57 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Spelling checker is important. 3/12/2006 A spelling checker is important: You can get one free on Google. You can also get a poem about one. Bedder rid it slouly. Her et is: = = = = = = = = Eye Hal 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sex or Golf? 3/11/2006 A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dresse 0 Comments, 146 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Cinco centavos for a Steak? 3/11/2006 A man walked into a restaurant, went to the bar and ordered a beer. "Here you are, Senor. That'll be one cent." "One Cent?" the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked, "How 0 Comments, 59 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Wife cooks Huevos Rancheros 2/23/2006 A wife was making a breakfast of Huevos Ranchero for her husband. <br> Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. <br> "Careful Querida, " he said, "Careful put in some more 0 Comments, 87 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What is a player? 2/22/2006 I keep hearing this line: <br> "I want to meet a man who is not a player." or "If you are a player, don't contact me." <br> What is a player? <br> Mostly it is in wom 0 Comments, 125 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Latino Cookies. 2/21/2006 Latino Cookies. <br> 251 Words <br> For all the Latinos out there or those who are lucky enough to be married to a Latino, or even to be friends of Latinos. This is for you, Amig 0 Comments, 75 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Rules from the guys side of view. 2/20/2006 Finally, the guys' side of the story. by A Guy February 20, 2006 <br> We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. <br> These 0 Comments, 133 Views, 0 Votes | |
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My Last Meal 2/19/2006 My Last Meal 2/19/2006 DenverHigh <br> If you had a choice to eat your last meal on earth. What would you order? <br> So whatever you order will be given to you. Cost would no 0 Comments, 37 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Is Your Head Empty? 85 Words 2/12/2006 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clear to the little students she said, <br> "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as 0 Comments, 94 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What Happens When You Trip..... 305 Words 2/9/2006 Gravity Is Pulling Me Down In Slow Motion by Denverhigh <br> NON-FICTION <br> The sky is falling. . . <br> The sky is falling. . . <br> No it’s no 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Why Does Your Hair Turn White.... 87 Words 2/9/2006 Posted by 2/9/06 <br> DenverColorado <br> Un dia una muchachita was sitting, watching her mama do the dishes at the kitchen sink. <br> She noticed that her mama had 0 Comments, 124 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What Does God Look Like?. . . . . . . 78 Words 2/7/2006 78 Words posted by DenverColorado <br> A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of . They were drawing and she would occasionally walk around to see each 's work. <b 0 Comments, 277 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Was Jonah swallowed by a whale.... 109 Words 2/7/2006 by Denverhigh <br> A little girl said, "Yes, Senora Molina, Jonah was swlloed by a whale and later he got out. <br> The teacher said, “It is physically impossible for a w 0 Comments, 185 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Cop Writes a Ticket.... 207 Words 2/6/2006 Cop Writes a Ticket by Denverhigh 207 Words <br> I went to La Bufa, my favorite Mexican restaurant in Santa Rosa, on fourth street for lunch the other day. I was only in there fo 0 Comments, 297 Views, 0 Votes |
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