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Articles by sleekly

sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
No excuses   2/15/2005

The lies, the drama. The moments of endless silence change at light speed too fast I never meant those things too fast live life but live to learn, and trust the warmth we share And


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
courage   2/7/2005

Have the courage to tell the truth be patient, supportive and understanding comprimeise for balance give in to adjust dont give of yourself more than you are given share moments share yourse


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
and then   2/7/2005

I watched you leave and came to believe that it really wasn't over I watched you go, didn't you know It wasn't an easy thing for me to say goodbye I kept watch through the window to share a l


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
Limits   2/3/2005

fate brought you near me destiny drew the tear hope keeps us together patience keeps us near circumstances pushes the limits but we still stand the test of time my love for is endles


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
Almost funny :-)   1/28/2005

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. <br> Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives. <br> They say hard work never hurts anybody, but


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
Almost funny :-)   1/28/2005

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. <br> Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives. <br> They say hard work never hurts anybody, but


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
True   1/28/2005

True love cannot be found where it truly does not exist, <br> Nor can it be hidden where it truly does.


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
No title   1/28/2005

You don't love a woman because she's baeutiful, she is beuatiful because you love her


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
Love is   1/27/2005

Love is a burning desire, That makes your heart light on fire, Love is being with you, Someone saying I love you too, Love is your tender kiss, Something you don't want to miss, Love


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
Love is like   1/27/2005

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate Before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, But keeps you warm for a long time


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
Will   1/26/2005

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
I FOUND "4"   1/26/2005

"FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE- SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF- IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS". <br> <br> Now count aloud the ' F' s in that sentence. <br> <b


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
Word   1/26/2005

The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA. <br> The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
Fact   1/26/2005

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced t


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
Only You!   1/20/2005

You turn me on, you handsome hunk With your sunken, hairless chest In your skinny white arms I feel safe from all harm Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! <br> Your beard is long and full


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
the truth   1/20/2005

I'm tellin' ya the truth now I never tell ya lies I think its very sexy That you've got "dimples" on ya thighs <br> I swear on my nana's grave now The moment that we met I thought


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
Luv Ya Darling   1/20/2005

Of course I luv ya darling You're a bloody top notch bird And when I say yur gorgeous I mean every single word <br> So ya bum is on the big side I don't mind a bit of flab It mea


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
A Guy's Job   1/20/2005

A guy sticks his location, In a girl's destinstion, To increase the population, For the next generation. Do you get my explanation? Or do you need a demonstration? <br> E.U


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
As   1/20/2005

As deep as the ocean; As the wide as the sea; Please brush and floss And give love to me.


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
"ESTROGEN ISSUES"   1/20/2005

Everyone around you has an attitude problem. <br> Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. <br> Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
How?   1/20/2005

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and wise guy are opposites? How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike? How can the


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
Why?   1/20/2005

why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, two geese -- one m


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
couple   1/20/2005

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
difficult   1/19/2005

The most difficult thing that you can do is to watch the person you love love someone else.


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
Like a rose   1/19/2005

A relationship is like a rose, How long it lasts, no one knows; Love can erase an awful past, Love can be yours, you'll see at last; To feel that love, it makes you sigh, To have it leave, you'd ra


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
guilty pleasure   1/18/2005

Do all men dig pornography? or it's just too esay to find? <br> Will you be be setting yourself up for disappointment by denying him this guilty pleasure?


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
P.E.A   1/18/2005

A guy who suffered from premature ejaculation, decided to call P.E.A (premature ejaculators anonymous)and booked an appointment, when there he noticed that he was the only one in the room surround


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
"Men"   1/18/2005

MENtal anxiety MENtal breakdown MENstrual cramps MENopause...


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sleekly 43 F
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Warehouse   1/18/2005

These two guys go to a whorehouse. The first guy goes in then comes out and says, "My wife is better." The second guy goes in then comes out and says, "You know what? Your wife IS better."


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
Fleeing   1/18/2005

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy, " he said. "I'll do the next one." The next time came aroun


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sleekly 43 F
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Embarrassing moment # 3   1/18/2005

While in line at the bank one afternoon, my decided to release some pent-up energy and run amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other p


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
Embarrassing moments #2   1/18/2005

Have you ever asked your a question too many times? My three-year-old had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
Embarrassing moments!!   1/18/2005

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My h


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
Country fair   1/13/2005

A man took his wife to the county fair and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and noticed a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 5


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
Latin men   1/4/2005

I've read lots of comments on why "western" women are different from the "latin" women; <br> Now how are the latin men different to the westerners?


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
Humildade   1/4/2005

Humildade é saber exatamente o que somos e o que valemos.


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sleekly 43 F
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Variations of 69   1/2/2005

There is a 96, that’s when you have a fight. <br> There is a 68, that's when you do me and I owe you one. <br> A 77 is a lesbian act. Because it is like a 69, but you get


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sleekly 43 F
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It's over   12/27/2004

Accept the fact that the relationship is over. Do not give yourself unrealistic fantasies that you might get back together one day. Respect the fact that the relationship had its time, but has no r


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
Looking   12/23/2004

A woman posted an ad in a newspaper saying , ’looking for a husband’. Next day she received hundreds of replyies all sayng the same thing, ‘ You can have mine’.


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sleekly 43 F
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Moving on   12/17/2004

If the relationship has already ended, accept it and move on. It is more destructive to date someone who doesn´t love you than to be alone preparing to meet someone who can love you.


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sleekly 43 F
56  Articles
Invitation to Dinner   12/15/2004

"Honey, " said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't f


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sleekly 43 F
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Good bye   12/15/2004

I don’t want to say goodbye Will never get used to losing you I have nothing more to say The silence will say it for me I will keep my pain to myself Despite loving you I’m l


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