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No excuses 2/15/2005 The lies, the drama. The moments of endless silence change at light speed too fast I never meant those things too fast live life but live to learn, and trust the warmth we share And 0 Comments, 60 Views, 0 Votes | |
courage 2/7/2005 Have the courage to tell the truth be patient, supportive and understanding comprimeise for balance give in to adjust dont give of yourself more than you are given share moments share yourse 0 Comments, 100 Views, 0 Votes | |
and then 2/7/2005 I watched you leave and came to believe that it really wasn't over I watched you go, didn't you know It wasn't an easy thing for me to say goodbye I kept watch through the window to share a l 0 Comments, 86 Views, 0 Votes | |
Limits 2/3/2005 fate brought you near me destiny drew the tear hope keeps us together patience keeps us near circumstances pushes the limits but we still stand the test of time my love for is endles 0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
Almost funny :-) 1/28/2005 Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. <br> Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives. <br> They say hard work never hurts anybody, but 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
Almost funny :-) 1/28/2005 Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. <br> Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives. <br> They say hard work never hurts anybody, but 0 Comments, 59 Views, 0 Votes | |
True 1/28/2005 True love cannot be found where it truly does not exist, <br> Nor can it be hidden where it truly does. 0 Comments, 33 Views, 0 Votes | |
No title 1/28/2005 You don't love a woman because she's baeutiful, she is beuatiful because you love her 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
Love is 1/27/2005 Love is a burning desire, That makes your heart light on fire, Love is being with you, Someone saying I love you too, Love is your tender kiss, Something you don't want to miss, Love 0 Comments, 80 Views, 0 Votes | |
Love is like 1/27/2005 Love is like swallowing hot chocolate Before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, But keeps you warm for a long time 0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes | |
Will 1/26/2005 Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives. 0 Comments, 68 Views, 0 Votes | |
I FOUND "4" 1/26/2005 "FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE- SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF- IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS". <br> <br> Now count aloud the ' F' s in that sentence. <br> <b 0 Comments, 41 Views, 0 Votes | |
Word 1/26/2005 The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA. <br> The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched." 0 Comments, 59 Views, 0 Votes | |
Fact 1/26/2005 If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced t 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
Only You! 1/20/2005 You turn me on, you handsome hunk With your sunken, hairless chest In your skinny white arms I feel safe from all harm Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! <br> Your beard is long and full 0 Comments, 136 Views, 0 Votes | |
the truth 1/20/2005 I'm tellin' ya the truth now I never tell ya lies I think its very sexy That you've got "dimples" on ya thighs <br> I swear on my nana's grave now The moment that we met I thought 0 Comments, 49 Views, 0 Votes | |
Luv Ya Darling 1/20/2005 Of course I luv ya darling You're a bloody top notch bird And when I say yur gorgeous I mean every single word <br> So ya bum is on the big side I don't mind a bit of flab It mea 0 Comments, 58 Views, 0 Votes | |
A Guy's Job 1/20/2005 A guy sticks his location, In a girl's destinstion, To increase the population, For the next generation. Do you get my explanation? Or do you need a demonstration? <br> E.U 0 Comments, 65 Views, 0 Votes | |
As 1/20/2005 As deep as the ocean; As the wide as the sea; Please brush and floss And give love to me. 0 Comments, 56 Views, 0 Votes | |
"ESTROGEN ISSUES" 1/20/2005 Everyone around you has an attitude problem. <br> Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. <br> Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes | |
How? 1/20/2005 How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and wise guy are opposites? How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike? How can the 0 Comments, 83 Views, 0 Votes | |
Why? 1/20/2005 why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, two geese -- one m 0 Comments, 94 Views, 0 Votes | |
couple 1/20/2005 When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why. 0 Comments, 124 Views, 0 Votes | |
difficult 1/19/2005 The most difficult thing that you can do is to watch the person you love love someone else. 0 Comments, 84 Views, 0 Votes | |
Like a rose 1/19/2005 A relationship is like a rose, How long it lasts, no one knows; Love can erase an awful past, Love can be yours, you'll see at last; To feel that love, it makes you sigh, To have it leave, you'd ra 0 Comments, 139 Views, 0 Votes | |
guilty pleasure 1/18/2005 Do all men dig pornography? or it's just too esay to find? <br> Will you be be setting yourself up for disappointment by denying him this guilty pleasure? 0 Comments, 62 Views, 0 Votes | |
P.E.A 1/18/2005 A guy who suffered from premature ejaculation, decided to call P.E.A (premature ejaculators anonymous)and booked an appointment, when there he noticed that he was the only one in the room surround 0 Comments, 114 Views, 0 Votes | |
"Men" 1/18/2005 MENtal anxiety MENtal breakdown MENstrual cramps MENopause... 0 Comments, 62 Views, 0 Votes | |
Warehouse 1/18/2005 These two guys go to a whorehouse. The first guy goes in then comes out and says, "My wife is better." The second guy goes in then comes out and says, "You know what? Your wife IS better." 0 Comments, 267 Views, 0 Votes | |
Fleeing 1/18/2005 After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy, " he said. "I'll do the next one." The next time came aroun 0 Comments, 294 Views, 0 Votes |
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