A school teacher was having a problem with constapation, but she told her class not to worry she would work it out with a pencil.
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There was a bus load of women two decks high going for a field trip. The top side had the gringas and the bottom side had the latinas. The latinas were haveing a great time down the road laughing and
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A mexican put 50cents in the coke machine and they were selling for 60 cents. The machine told him "dime" please and the mexican whispered to the machine una coka.
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Mexico viva la revolucion 4/3/2008|
They found a cure for VD in Mexico, It is called no palito, You can find this cacti in the deserts of sonora. Tasts real good with scrabled eggs and red chilies.
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Yankees developed a generic form of viagra. Don't try this at home unless supervised by a ethno pharmacists.
One part asprin and two parts miracle grow.
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When I go golfing I always bring 2 pairs of pants in case I put a hole in one.
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Swiss like swiss cheese, Americans like american cheese, Mexicans like che cheese.
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What did the right eye say to the left eye?
Something in the middle smells.
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Got Gas 6/8/2007|
Why is it everyone makes fun of a big bowl of refried beans, and nobody says nothing about white milk?
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little mouse 4/4/2007|
This young black kid was sitting by the road playing with a mouse and he was telling the mouse that this was not his lucky day because he was going to cut his tail off.
A police officer saw the b
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Their were some 5th graders being asked by their teacher to use the word FASCINATE in a sentence. She asked a little blonde girl so She said, "We went to disney land and I was so fascinated with the
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who said mexicans are simple?
This old man from Texas wanted to make a garden in his back yard, but he was getting to old for the task/.
He remembered His nefiew Vetho from the
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The teacher asked the class to make a sentence using LIVER and CHEESE
The little white girl said I made a sandwich with liver and cheese and it was delicious."
The little blac
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These two nuns were walking to the convent when they noticed a man following them, Sister logic said let us run fast so He can't catch us. But it ended up that the man was still ganing on them. The
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don't like 10/6/2006|
A man was walking along this steep cliff, when he slipped and started falling down the hill. He yelled oh God oh God. And suddenly this little bush caught his fall, but then the bush started comin
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This professor was talking to his students and told them that man is the only animal that studers their is none other. A 7 year old girl told him she saw this cat studer one time. She saw this cat
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liver and cheese 1/11/2006|
School teacher asked the class if any one could make a sentence with liver and cheese. They asked Brenda, so she said, "My mother made some sandwiches with liver and cheese." Then they as
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Does smoking cause cancer or it is a dillusion of grandeur. Most habitual smokers agree you will live up to 90 years of age like their grandparents
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Old man 12/11/2005|
This old man from Florida was having intimate problems with his wife. He went to the doctor and bought some viagra. He went home to see his wife and took his pills, but they got stuck in his throat
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Why do blondes like BMW cars? Because it is the easiest one to spell.
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If you loan a friend $10 and you never see him again. It was well worth it.
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Old hillbilly 10/13/2005|
A old Kentucky hillbilly once said, "Water is always deeper where it still."
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Irish lepercon 10/9/2005|
A lepercon once said, "You get freckles when you lie alot, and get scars when you lie to your mother".
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gentlemen and shivilry 9/25/2005|
This young man was rolling down the highway, when he saw a young damzel in distress.She was parked on the shoulder waiting for help. The young man pulled over and saw that she needed her tire rep
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Who gets feed? 8/23/2005|
A navajo boy asked his grandpa. Why do men have two faces. Grandpa responded, men are like two wolves, one is bad full of envy, strife, jelousy, contemp, cruelty. The other wolf is happy, playful,
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School teacher in the 6th grade asked her students to make a sentence using the word mushroom The littlea blonde girl said I can do it. Then she said, We put mushroom in our salad for lunch.
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A lady and her caddy were playing golf. The lady made a comment that she got bit by a bee. The caddy replied, where did you get bit. The lady responded that somewhere between the first
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another day has come 6/25/2005|
Another day has come and and gone along, but I just keep rollin on, Sometimes I feel defeated and I just hang my head. A simple drop of water but not the rain But tomrrow is another day and I'm th
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As I roll down that highway, I hear a sound. It is concept whispering in my ear. What is it today I ask? Who is Simeron? " Well it could be either gender, it doesn't discriminate. In latin it mean
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unravelin poetry 5/10/2005
Reading these poems makes me wonder, how insightful people are. It strikes to the core of your soul, and it permiates the thick armour we bear. It carries overwhelming love, that strikes accord wit
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