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Most Respected Responder! 4/5/2006 Well, it took some time and a lot of effort. And i'd like to thank all the people who helped put me here, for without you I'd be nothing. Unless you think like RonWarren of Cat-a-choo-choo, then yo 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
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True Story 3/18/2006 Back just before the first Gulf war of 1990. I was on a track vehicle with another soldier. We'd known each other for a few years and knew each others girlfriends. Both of us had turbulant relation 0 Comments, 156 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Whats with not being direct 3/16/2006 I've noticed some women, dont like to say whats on their mind. Instead they become angry when men can't figure out what their thinking. What is that about? Anybody? 0 Comments, 115 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sarcasm, sometimes not the same as wit! 3/16/2006 Retract the challenge Then lie in wait! Accumulating points planned just like fate Mental reserves kept in iron tanks Denver chalked up points while saying no thanks 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Is Amigos too puritan? 3/16/2006 I've submitted some jokes and articles that I felt where not very racy, as I've seen racier things on the site, and i was denied! So, I'm wondering, have standards become more strict? Am I 0 Comments, 17 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Can't hear you! Your breaking up! 3/16/2006 In a Seinfeld episode, George's girlfriend laughed when George tried to break up with him. I've heard others speak and write of this phenomenon, when girls will not let boys break up with them. Any 0 Comments, 67 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What You Do To Me 3/16/2006 Im souped on your beat Like a bowl of chicken noodles You love spanish food yet know I'm not Menudo I can dig Kung-Fu You flip me like Judo I've never dated a girl W 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Ode to a noble opponent 3/15/2006 I tapped out stories You copied jokes I pained in words You hid in smoke Hand wiped the dust you used a mop And still your pic stayed on top 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The man who cried college 3/15/2006 Go to college get the knowledge stay there to your through if they can make penicillin out of moldy bread they can make something out of you Muhamed Ali 0 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Worst nightmare... 3/15/2006 A ninety-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears the old man answers, "I'm in love with a twenty-five-year-old woman 0 Comments, 133 Views, 0 Votes | |
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My Kitchen 3/15/2006 One Tuesday evening, two confirmed bachelors were talking when the conversation eventually drifted from sports to politics, and then on to cooking. The first guy said, "I got a cookbook onc 0 Comments, 128 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Drum Roll Please! 3/15/2006 Q: What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? A: The man. Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So they can think with an open mind. Q: What can Life Sav 0 Comments, 131 Views, 0 Votes | |
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stuff 3/15/2006 Denver writes and Denver scribbles Chubby types and often giggles Creativity takes flight without regard for copyright And still not clear if theres a victor Chubby's poems 0 Comments, 77 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Papa_Chubby and Denver High 3/14/2006 Papa_Chubby and Denver High went on a hunting trip. Both being very competitive they were determine to outperform the other on getting a larger kill of moose. After having each bagged a sizeable ki 0 Comments, 101 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Its all about the numbers... 3/14/2006 Financial analyst always compare thier findings to someother criteria, past earnings, earning of competitors to make a decision about where a company is compared to its past and its competitors. Th 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Mistaken Identity 3/14/2006 A drunk returning home, see's a nun hurrying down the street and knocks her down. He then yells "you don't feel so tough now, do you Batman"! 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Selfish Lover? 3/13/2006 I recently read a poll that stated that over 65% of women feel their men are selfish lovers. Off course the sample may have been biased, as i read it on a lesbain orientated site. My question is, d 0 Comments, 33 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Be happy 3/13/2006 Your happiness should not depend on a person, job, religion, etc. One needs to be able to be a happy person without these things. Once you have obtained balance and happiness you can find and keep 0 Comments, 93 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Tips on meeting women 3/13/2006 Here are some things that i've noticed have an immediate affect on women's attitude. Dress nice. I like jeans and t-shirts, but I get way more play when i wear slacks, nice shoes and a dres 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
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sometimes no means more than no 3/10/2006 Once of the sweetest girls I've ever met, when asked by a co-worker is she wanted a soft-drink responded NO! Later i asked her why she didnt say No thank you. She told me, she didnt want him gettin 0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes | |
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One first date - Inter racial 2/27/2006 Many years ago when, people still had tape decks in their cars, i was seeing a korean girl. I went to pick her up, we were both still in high school. Her dad answered the door and looked at me like 0 Comments, 171 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Dating Safety = ) 2/24/2006 1. Wear a hard hat and work boots to the 1st date. <br> 2. Sniff all food and drinks suspiciously then ask your date to try it first, while watching with intent as they do. <br> 0 Comments, 109 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Papa Chubby, mostly 2/19/2006 They say that dragons don't exist I say they do, inside of me with unicorns and poor republicans cheap shot, i know, but see what i mean? <br> Dichotomy is what I'm talking about Gen 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Change, mostly. 2/18/2006 What I'm not reading is that one must expect people to change as relationships progress. Who you meet today will definitly not be the same person in 5 years or 10. Pushing a partner into a committe 0 Comments, 75 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The State's Dichotomy 2/18/2006 The State is conflicted. It doesn't want to be a n exectutioner, but has no problem being a gay dungeon master. <br> Emo Phillips 0 Comments, 165 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Pertinent questions 2/16/2006 1. Left side or right side of bed? <br> 2. Breakfast or just coffee? <br> 3. Watch TV together or read books in silence? <br> 4. Housework is team or alternated? <br 0 Comments, 89 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Pet Peeves 2/15/2006 Is the American culture so oppressive that all big city women feel they have to let a man know she's is taken? Seriously, without making an approach or signaling an approach or making otherwise obv 0 Comments, 59 Views, 0 Votes | |
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I have a friend... 2/15/2006 Who was tricked into dating a girl site unseen. On her arrival instead of being an attractive young girl as he had been told, she was a middle aged "thick" girl who, within 10 minutes of arrival sa 0 Comments, 176 Views, 0 Votes |
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