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The first thing you need to know is, I speak and understand very little Spanish, and no Portuguese at all. However, I don't mind translating if you're interested in friendship. Also, I do have a smart phone, but I HATE it, and would happily throw it under a moving bus...therefore, I am NOT a texter, unless absolutely necessary (I don't give my number to total strangers anyway)...so obviously, I don't use any of the mobile message apps...and you need not bother to ask!
Moving on, I've been a member of this site for several years now... and thought, perhaps, I should update my profile a bit. With that in mind, I'm still all about the idea that "Girls Just Wanna Have FUN" (only as in actual GIGGLES...NOT as in "FWB or "NSA" kinda "fun")...so at this point, my ONLY motivation for remaining on the site is the possibility of finding FRIENDSHIP and LAUGHTER...which doesn't seem very likely, since no one is ever here anymore to chat with. In any case, I admit that I gave up on finding "romance" long ago.
However, with that said, I still believe that LAUGHTER really IS the "best medicine" for ANYTHING that ails us! So, if you're looking for a friend with extraordinary physical beauty, boundless energy, unimaginable grace and style, a bottomless bank account, and the answers to all life's most puzzling questions...well, first of all, take a number...and then, keep on looking! However, If you just like to chat and laugh with someone who would truly enjoy laughing with you, and who is VERY easily entertained, I'd like to hear from you!
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As for my "personal attributes", I'm undeniably fat and allegedly funny. I'm reasonably intelligent and relatively articulate. I absolutely LOVE music of MANY kinds. I also love animals and dolls. I lack athletic ability of ANY kind, and therefore, have no interest in sports whatsoever (but don't mind if YOU do). I'm a truly pathetic cook (but a very enthusiastic eater). I'm "financially challenged" (but am DEFINITELY NOT looking for a "sugar daddy"). I believe deeply in spirituality (but am DEFINITELY NOT "religious").
Just to clarify, I love men...as FRIENDS...but I will never be known for making wise choices in male companions. Therefore, I'm much too damaged from past experiences to ever be "relationship material" for anyone again...so if you're looking for a wife, I'm DEFINITELY NOT your kinda gal! However, if this intro hasn't scared you off already, I reckon you MIGHT just be "my kind o' people"! ;)
Minha Pessoa Ideal
Hmmm??? I guess my ideal person would, first of all, need to be breathing (or at least do a fairly good breathing impression), be single, widowed, or divorced (Sorry, but due to my own past experiences, I'm DEFINITELY NOT interested in any married man, seeking a female "friend"!)
You should definitely have a great (perhaps even a bit "goofy") sense of humor...and love to LAUGH! It would be a lovely bonus if we shared some musical interests, since I believe that music is the universal language, and a wonderful form of communication!
Hopefully, you will also be kind, tolerant, respectful, affectionate, and PATIENT (I can be a real pain sometimes! LOL ) I also admit to a definite preference for Latinos (from anywhere) and Native American Indians (North OR South American)...and I tend to get along best with men who are SOMEWHAT younger than myself, but let's not get ridiculous with this idea! If you're much under the age of 40, I don't even know what we would talk about...and I'm much too poor to actually be a "cougar"!
Looks are really not a big priority, but you MUST love to LAUGH! (I cannot emphasize this point too much, 'cause I'm not getting any younger, and I've spent ENOUGH time crying already!) Naturally, a preference for "chunky monkeys" couldn't hurt any! 
Now, for what I'm NOT looking for in a friend: If you're a Trump supporter, PLEASE don't even bother to contact me, because I assure you that we have absolutely NOTHING in common! If you are convinced that I'm secretly dying to see you naked, PLEASE move on and make room for someone with more brain cells and less testosterone! If you're a scammer, hoping to extort money from me, PLEASE don't waste your time, because I'm so poor I can barely even pay attention! If you want me to "talk dirty" to you, engage in cam sex, or exchange erotic stories with you...PLEASE look elsewhere, because I'm TOTALLY NOT INTERESTED! In fact, if you have ANY type of sordid little agenda in mind, PLEASE pass me by...because I'm OLD, and I truly don't wish to waste even a moment of the time I have left on this planet with ignorant, arrogant, vulgar, toxic people!
Please understand, I'm not looking for the "perfect" man...'cause I KNOW there is "no such animal"...and besides, I'm DEFINITELY NOT perfect myself...and NEVER will be! I'm just a "work in progress", like everyone else...a lot more "bent" than some...but not quite as "twisted" as others!
In any case, I'm fairly certain that "Prince Charming" isn't likely to ever be a member here, or on any other social site...so my expectation level is probably not beyond the realm of feasibility! In other words, if you fall anywhere between Frankenstein and Johnny Depp...you just MIGHT be a "shoo in"! LOL Besides, if you actually read all this stuff, I like you already! 
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